Heidi is the world's greatest anorexic, medical imaging cadet:

Heidi powow (wow=words of wisdom) has finally figured out the answer to her big question, 'What's Next?' She is now a medical imaging cadet and has taken her powow back from the medical community by self ordering unnecessary MRIs, mammograms and other scans.

Her Doctors have told her no cancer detected, but Heidi has more money than sense, or sanity, so she self orders unnecessary scans and even visits Oncologists.

She then spends hours on YouTube explaining every detail of lumps, losing hair, imagings, imaging Techs' responses; all of her thoughts, feelings, actions; all the debates in her head about should she cancel again and go be with her kids, or should she keep the appointment; and oh, poor Heidi, she just wants to be with her kids, but she's such a busy medical imaging cadet. What should she do? 

The most irritating part of all this ignorance is that she tells others that they should also have these unnecessary and expensive scans done. 

She's even trying to squeeze every last drop of attention she can get from her ex boyfriend crossing over. What about the anorexia?


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