baba Connie and sheep dip:

Since I began taking a semi vow of silence, Connie and her puppet, I mean husband, have appointed themselves my spiritual guru. Yes, I said guru, not gurus. 

I know they're separate entities, BUT they don't seem to know where one ends and the other begins. They're like one person with a split personality—total chaos on the inside. 

Rather than each focusing on their individual issues, they find it much easier and far more fun, to put their heads together as one and focus on MY deficiencies. 

Rather than tell them, knock it off—to avoid more physical aggression and/or drunk nighttime visits—I just go back into my sanctuary and get back on the internet, or whatever else I was involved with before being called outside to look at the clouds and whatever. 

I just like to keep things as smooth as possible, while revving up my heavenly projects and assignments. 

Baba Connie and sheep dip: 

please dip out of my life. Seriously! I'm done with your angry and/or aggressive, codependent, gaslighting, queen bee, flying monkey, just graduated from kindergarten BS. 

Dedicated to Connie's husband:

I'm Your Puppet