Onward Christian Soldiers—Bwaaaaaaaaa:

Many of you folks claiming to be good Christians do not follow Christ. Far from it, actually. You choose to practice the dark arts and project spells onto others. The internet makes it more powerful, because your innocent, unprotected victims are subjected to your spells on a minute, by minute basis and It's cast in stone forever, via the internet.  The majority of you are completely deluded for the beLIEf that you are Christ like.