Cool girlfriend/wife list:

Cool Girlfriend/Wife Song

Cool girlfriends and wives have the following tricks of the trade:

¿ Craft cool excuses for their boo's deplorable, cold blooded behavior.

¿ Offer loving encouragement when old energy "apologies" happen.

¿ Notice terrible treatment of wait staff, but keep quiet about it. 

¿ Coddle boo when he has a sniffle, even while having terrible menstrual cramps.

¿ Accept extreme neglect

¿Accept very little communication, aka breadcrumbing.

¿ Take out the trash. 

¿ Mow the lawn.

¿ Accept cheap, miserly gifts, with a smile. 

¿ Accept the obsessive love affair with the cars/motorcycles and the pictures of them in the garage.

¿ Think the boo can be fixed with the right amount of whatever. 

¿ Accept the boo's misogynistic put downs.

¿ Allow boo thang to diagnose all friends and acquaintances of cool girlfriend/wife as histrionic or whatever (Dr. John)... projection?

¿ Allow boo thang to say everybody hates cool girlfriend/wife and wants her to die (Dr. John)... projection?

¿ Participate in dangerous, extreme sports with boo to be extremely cool.

¿ put up with a white knuckle, no therapy allowed, dry drunk.

¿ put up with not being valued. 

¿ Accept mocking and derision. 

Cool wife syndrome.

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