'Jesus Wants me for a sunbeam,' and a crap cutter... I dearly love the song, but here's the problem: it's sung by a flds (polygamy raised) girl who was told to keep sweet her entire life. keep sweet means shut up and Marry your uncle, cousin, somebody's great grandpa, who knows... meanwhile, her brothers (in christ) are kicked off the compound, because the dads, uncles, grandpas, etc. don't want the competition for the sweet, young flesh. click for song