There are so many skeletons in my sister wife's closet- but I won't go there.

Room with a view wife Robyn is devastated because she's never going to realize her dream of being the center of a dog pile on the front porch. The manipulative strife machine cannot fathom why women don't want to deal with a turd who calls them dogs.

The muddy, bubonic plague, pond splasher Kody doesn't get that the vast majority of fans hate watch him.

 Pictured: how the world sees Robyn, how Kody sees her.