Moon Child Gypsy:

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS A MOON CHILD, WHILE ON MY GYPSY TRAVELS 

Avoid stepping in vampire scat, AKA narcissist droppings. Cyber Eel, and others currently on the world stage, are terrible reminders of the horrible messes I have been in and how deep it can get.  Cyber Eel, in particular, reminds me of one male, in particular, who would say something offensive, then throw his head back and laugh loudly. OBNOXIOUS to say the least. He told me there's something about his laugh that people don't like and it has gotten him into fights, in bars. 

     His son is also a total narcissist who has been on Naked and Afraid a number of times. I never watch the show, but About 5 years ago (I think), I heard somebody laughing in the next room, so I went to find out what was funny. He said something about an idiot on TV and I realized it was the narcissist's narcissistic son, on Naked and Afraid. 

     He had found a rotting head of a large dead animal and dragged it back to camp for everybody to feast on. This was a group Naked and Afraid, so there were a number of contestants, instead of just two. The others wanted nothing to do with the gross meat, so he did all the things narcissists do best. Next he cooked the head and ate it, while the others went to bed hungry. While they slept, he spent the entire night crapping all over the place. The next morning, the other campers got up and said it smelled like diarrhea. 

     I thought it was pretty funny because his dad built a beautiful house, nicely decorated by his ex wife and he had piles of stuff here and there. I finally asked him if he could move some of his "Larry piles", because I was having a hard time sitting on the couch. I was already irritated, because one of my sarongs had been missing for a while, in one pile and I couldn't find it anywhere. 

     I thought maybe his ex had taken it with her, but turned out it was mixed up in another Larry pile, in the back seat of his truck. I was irritated, because I had already replaced it by the time it was found, so I sat down on the couch (or tried to) and had a talk with him about his "Larry piles." I wanted to say, Larry droppings, but knew he was volatile and didn't want to piss him off.