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half an hour ago she was meditating on her pouf and now she is begging for dinner
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evee thinks the musical the wiz is about her because she's the wizzingest dog this side of the Mississippi. at some point during our walks, it becomes a moot point because I'm pretty sure there is nothing left. I let her off leash at the barracks sometimes, because she's pretty good about running back at top speed when I call her.
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as a tonsorial psychologist, I think Elon Musk has all the worst traits of the most addicted addicts. I think the most immature and childish addicts are gamblers and Elon musk is a gambling fool! and a horrible freak, heading the way of the d̶o̶d̶o̶ Optimus.
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as evee says in her beautiful trill: "Chuck yoself, before you ruck yoself."
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yesterday, I figured out that if I grab her Frisbee on the way out, then hide it by the steps, she wants to come right back and play Frisbee. the same thing happened today when we were on our way out for a walk. yay. no walk today. woot woot. we came inside just as the rain started and just before the hail started. her "Frisbee" is actually a 'chuck it paraflight' and is soft, unlike a real Frisbee.
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evee had me take her out at 6:45 and I suddenly had a hot flash while wearing all my layers, then realized I was dying of thirst after 'second verse same as the first' (very salty tofurkey salad sandwich for lunch and dinner) 🥵... so we walked to chevron for a squirt. I had to redirect evee when we left the store because of the man outside with an umbrella stroller, loudly jibber jabbering in a falsetto.
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last night m gave me the butterfly, so I hung it inside the round twig I found in the jungle of Devil's Canyon. it's a perfect fit, wouldn't you say?
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speaking of body shaming, I have lost 5 pounds since adopting Evee.
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I have started washing Evee's paws when we come in from the filthy streets and she is so good about it. last night she got in bed, right next to me and when I looked down at her, I noticed she had tucked her paws under the covers, hiding them from me. she had never done that before.
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I would go green and take a baby blue one for $5,000, for sure! I have always wanted a baby blue car. actually, my first car was baby blue, but it was oxidized.
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the shameful rv industry: I can't imagine paying close to a $1,000,000 for an rv, especially since I have known (am i the only one?) for years the rv industry is the worst for producing crap. it seems the car industry is going the same route. my daughter financed an overpriced, used tiguan that gave her nothing but problems and nobody was able to do anything about the censor that kept making her car shut off. I have never heard anything good about tiguans 💩
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sadly, I think it's planned obsolescence, as usual—consume, consume, consume...
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I think Evee is so cute when she's digging up the bed, I just have to give her a kiss. she reminds me of a wild boar digging up truffles. winco used to carry truffle salt, which I love. lately I have been using smoked salt, which I also love.
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just another child predator, running the world
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I think evee knows more words than most southern magas, so I have to spell a lot of words (not just walk, treat and ride). for example, if I say dinner, her ears fly off her head and she starts to go MAGA. however, she thinks dead meat means candy and doesn't understand that it's for the starving, homeless animals.
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