the hawk tuah president and the gum dumps:

Now that some of the richest tech bros in the world have released their inner gay and begun playing I'll scratch your butt, if you'll scratch mine, with the hawk tuah president, they'll have to figure out how to remove gum from their hair. 

The Whitehouse official midnight, drugstore cowboy, Elon Musk, has them all beat, because he knows about ice.