nanu nanu and Klaatu barada nikto:

Barf bags are not necessary on Pearl. If gadding about in hyperspace is hard on your system, oil of oregano will fix that. Just kidding. That's a Mormon pyramid scheme joke, for the females. 

Willingness is all it takes for you to fly in the Hyatt of the Skies. Laying out the groundwork for calling Pearl home... oh no... was that a terrestrial joke? Yes. There is no ground, groundhog or Groundhog Day on Pearl. 

Life on Pearl is mag... do you think we are about to try and convince you to join us? Au contraire. That's French, for 'not a chance in hell.' Free will means free will. The choice of a lifetime is always a Choice. Friend, if you have better places to be, such as Tugboat Annie, off the coast near Toronto, then cocky Rabun can stay behind. Rabun will always be welcome on Pearl. 

Reverend Talcum really does not have an egg in this race. She feels she has been strung along for almost 3 years and cried about it on Tuesday. Cocky Rabun's choice is entirely up to him, she just wants an answer. Respect costs you nothing. It's completely free. 

In the meantime, Talcum wishes you the best love you can possibly find, whether it's with her or somebody else. Co-created by Talcum Gypsy and Christ