this one got me laughing:

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Gateway to the Crossed Over- Janice Carey Flower Essence Practitioner, Metaphysician- AKA Talcum Gypsy: Illnesses humble us and have a way of putting things in perspective. Workaholism, compulsive behaviors, zealotry and hoarding (whether it's things or money) put us back in our evolution and make it difficult to enjoy life. My intention for my life is to enjoy life and love others. Missed opportunities ruin so many people's good intentions for their life. Welcome to my weB-log, where you'll find my grand ideas about happiness, life and preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ. Very nearly all of my time is spent casting my line for rocks, making moves toward creating a better planet; rocks, growing up, preaching the gospel of Buddha; rocks, giving lost souls a shoulder; rocks, extricating themselves from ignorant people who create misery for others; rocks, who GET broken people and know what it feels like to hurt so bad you want to die. Greetings fellow rocks. Talcum (soapstone - used for thousands of years for carving) Gypsy (Egyptian soul)