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someone to lie down beside me:

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I love you! ‐elf Reverend

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"True love"

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when somebody told me they want to study abroad, I told them it's called women's studies. I know, it's not funny.😁

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ziggy stardust is David bowie. lol

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chosen with the pendulum, as always

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blame it on the crop circle card below and consider the source (a confused girl who doesn't have stones, but identifies as one). click here:

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spoiler alert for the ending of 'sinners': all the vampires drive away in cyber trucks, the trucks burst into flames and all the vampires die.

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i don't know if something is wrong with Trump's legs, but something is definitely wrong with his arms. i mean, the rumors about someone having to wipe him down and all that. he thinks that's okay? I mean, isn't he capable of wiping himself down or are his arms too short? he is such an odd character, with so many quirks. just the way he behaves on the golf course is so bizarre to me, for some reason. I couldn't tell you why,. something about the golf cart being so small, like a little tikes car. he doesn't seem like a grown man. he seems more like a little kid playing pretend. it blows my (trigger warning for language) effing mind. how fetishy of him, I guess.

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"best damn barbeque in the state of Alabama" fried green tomatoes

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two pages:

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three pages:

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she finally found Steven Miller's bicycle. 😾😼 her name is nacho and her favorite song is "nacho" barbie girl.

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what do spaceshot and depth charge have in common? I don't know, but in the top image, I see a head affected by zika virus and habsburg jaw. in face reading, a disproportionately large jaw can indicate a demanding and aggressive person. I would also include intolerant. stockyard killed himself, but, unfortunately, he brought others with him. I only felt sorry for the kid who didn't want to go in the first place.

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robotaxi hitting a crash test dummy. it's terrifying and yet so cyber eel. I wish one of his robotaxis, the one named Christine, would hunt down cyber eel.

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I made this burrito (gluten free spinach tortilla) with random ingredients, such as potatoes, that I wanted to use up. the burrito was okay, although one bite had a coconut flavor. it must have been the vegan cream cheese. I have enough ingredients (including sprinkles) for another burrito.

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as you can see by this orange cat's (named tangerine) reaction, he has had it up to here with being teased and told things like, "the orange preysident wants to grab you." "tangerine man" has two owners and the one who teases him, then laughs about it isn't his favorite. he doesn't want to hear any more covfefe, bigly, or big mac and fries jokes... well, he doesn't mind hearing a big Mac and fries 😻 joke, even though potatoes are toxic for cats. click for his favorite song:

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when you are invited back into the cult after being shunned, for not accepting your role as cult scapegoat, they don't actually want your forgiveness, because they would never admit their mistakes. they just want you to go back to how it was and accept what has always been, unspeakable abuse.

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my mother used to drink coffee by the pot and sometimes have two cigarettes going at the same time. however, when my brother in law and armchair psychologist said "she has an addictive personality," I wanted to fly out of my bones and put a rag over his face. I guess he conveniently forgot that she hadn't drank alcohol in decades. the drug dealers (pharmaceutical industry) glommed on to the term addictive personality when they began heavily pushing oxy.

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the Tupperware party: it seems like the preysident in thief (doge) has demonetized the fcc, because I am now getting solicitation calls, daily. each day I block calls from Mexico city and each day more come through.

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this angeleno loves tacos with guacamole. the teeny, tiny tomatoes are called sprinkles. a lot of delicious flavors. I intensely dislike it when magas eat at Mexican restaurants and travel to Mexico.

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link:

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this one got me laughing:

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hey sexy, I hope you are having a good day:

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I have a tough time with this overindulgent, childless, white broad's constant complaining. she was making $180k plus bonuses per year and when she was laid off in her fifties, she had zero saved. zero, even though she's married to a plumber. I can't feel sorry for white privilege:

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I also watch professional douche videos:

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robby roadsteamer "sings" 'Jenny I've got your number' to ice agents:

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I gave a woman's little rescue dog a haircut, in my garage, because the poor thing was so matted from neglect. halfway through the haircut, the dog walked away, so I decided to give little bo a break. she started laughing at his appearance, so he went over and hid behind her coat that was hanging on the back of a chair. 😥 a cat would have become angry and jumped at her face, while meowing.

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imagine being an orange cat and compared to donald trump. cats hate being laughed at. dogs also dislike it, but cat's get angry, while dogs will try to hide from embarrassment.

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the huevos rancheros were not very good. they needed more sauce and more chupacabra seasoning. I covered the broken egg with vegan bacon. Marcos laughed when I told him about the seasoning. it's delicious, if you can get past the monosodium glutamate.

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it's not laziness, it's childhood trauma:

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this orange cat is highly offended by the orange preysident. now the cat, whose name is taco, is furious because of donald Trump's new nickname (taco). poor taco, can't catch a break:

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as you can see, these two cool cats were overjoyed when they heard about a "purrade." they imagined birds, mice, yarn balls, catnip, etc. there were disappointed growls and hisses when they learned the truth. click for their favorite 3 dog night song:

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pic taken one month after move in. mostly furnished with junk from the bin store where most things are sold by weight. lamps and furniture are normally $2 to $5.

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it's no surprise that minor chief Steven crowchild feels rage and intense dislike for the preysident in thief.

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at this point in the fecal conservative parade, there was a spooky, dystopian vibe with the only sound being an eerie squeak, squeak, squeak... coming from the old army tank. behind the nearly empty bleachers, to the left, I see a chicken head with a tiny crown and smoke coming from it's beak. sad.

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today, I made chili verde, with vegan pork sausage, layered in refried beans and tortillas and topped with vegan cheese. I think it's pretty good.

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power of the puss, straight from the "capital": queen bee, Lauren boebert, put her stupid (Karoline Leavitt's word) "divine feminine energy" on full display when she wanted to change district of "Colombia" to district of America.

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mar a lago face, before and after

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abusive, narcissistic Christian conservatives like to rename things, i.e., manipulation and gaslighting by females is now called, "divine feminine energy":

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